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# Olympic Chinquapins
- URL: https://justincox.com/blog/2018/02/olympic-chinquapins/
- Published: 2018-02-09T14:31:06.000Z
- Updated: 2023-06-17T00:42:34.000Z
- Description: Celebrating the World Games through verse.
- Author: Justin Cox
- Tags: Culture, Craft, Humor, #olympics

## Tonga

> Tonga  
> has one athlete,  
> a giant flag, and lots  
> of baby oil. He went shirtless  
> again.

## Curling

> Slide a  
> stone across the  
> ice, curling at the end,  
> stop on the button. Canada  
> wins gold!

## Skeleton

> Head first,  
> eighty miles  
> per hour, simple helmet  
> offers no protection at all.  
> Not luge.

## Kimchi

> How long  
> until Today  
> Show anchors eat Kimchi  
> while talking about Korean  
> cuisine?

## Tomato

> After  
> all these years, why  
> is a grown man called the  
> Flying Tomato? Isn’t he  
> old now?