Olympic Chinquapins

Celebrating the World Games through verse.

Tonga

Tonga
has one athlete,
a giant flag, and lots
of baby oil. He went shirtless
again.

Slide a
stone across the
ice, curling at the end,
stop on the button. Canada
wins gold!

Head first,
eighty miles
per hour, simple helmet
offers no protection at all.
Not luge.

How long
until Today
Show anchors eat Kimchi
while talking about Korean
cuisine?

After
all these years, why
is a grown man called the
Flying Tomato? Isn’t he
old now?