Starring
Billy Bob Thornton, Tony Cox, Lauren Graham, and Brett Kelly
Overview
You'd better watch out - Santa Claus Willie T. Soke is coming to town, and he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. Wille's favorite holiday tradition is to fill his sacks with loot lifted from shopping malls across the country. But this year his plot gets derailed by a wisecracking store detective, a sexy bartender, and a kid who's convinced Willie is the real Santa Claus.
Review
This is, hands down, the best Christmas movie ever made. It is appropriate or kind? No. Is it extremely funny and also heartfelt? Yes. The Christmas season is officially here when drunken Santa shows up. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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