Humor
How To Write Blog Posts That People Actually Read
Let’s give the people what they really want.
I was gonna’ get skinny for the summer.
But tomorrow though, I’mma get fit.
The Kia Soul Conspiracy
Do you see a Kias at every turn? Do they follow you home and to work? Are they watching you right now? Welcome to the Kia Soul Conspiracy.
Thoughts While Playing Mass Effect for Seven Straight Hours
Or: How I Spent My Day Off
The Ultimate Dwayne Johnson and Alexandra Daddario Memorial Day Movie Showdown
Comparing the disaster porn San Andreas to the beach porn Baywatch determines the ultimate Dwayne Johnson / Alexandra Daddario movie.
How I Became A Villain on Christian Radio
And a Social Media Expert at the Same Time
Seeking Validation
Just Click the Heart Button Already
Things I Don’t Understand about Olympic Gymnastics
The Olympics are here!
My name is Justin, I’m 33 years old, and I have no idea how to dress myself.
Learn about a man's journey toward finding his own style and becoming a real adult.
The Grand Unified Theory of Scarlett Johansson Movies
What if all Scarlett Johansson movies are connected?
I Don’t Understand the Concept of “Work”
All I need in life is food, shelter, and happiness. But I work to earn money to buy food, shelter, and happiness. Do you see the problem?
The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Flight
And how Southwest made it right.
What Happens When You Jump Off a Cliff
I did not conquer my fear of heights.
Remembering My First Time
A tale of embarrassment, fainting, and the exchange of money.
Memories From My First Job
The only thing that didn’t happen was actual work.