90’s Lyrics Were Whack

90’s Lyrics Were Whack

I’ve been listening to a lot of 90’s on 9 since it’s SiriusXM free preview week. This is the music I grew up with and the music that I love most to this day. But the more I look back, the more I realize the lyrics just didn’t make any sense at all. Fly by…

I’m a Slave to My Wrist

I’m a Slave to My Wrist

Two weeks ago I took advantage of a Target sale and picked up an Apple Watch for $85 off. It was an impulsive purchase. We went to Target so my wife could purchase one. She had been thinking about it for some time and thought it would help her be more active. She planned. I…

Thoughts While Playing Mass Effect for Seven Straight Hours

Thoughts While Playing Mass Effect for Seven Straight Hours

Or: How I Spent My Day Off Alright! Time to explore uncharted galaxies and expand our understanding of science. Just after this load screen… I’ll explore after I spend twenty minutes creating the perfect character first. And her twin brother too? Ok, whatever. So we’ve been asleep for 600 years? What a journey! Everything you know…

I Survived My First Yoga Class

I Survived My First Yoga Class

In the real world, I’m the Minister to Youth and Families at a church in Downtown Orlando. On top of the tragedy that fell just blocks from my office, I spent this summer on four mission trips with various groups of teenagers. Since June 6 I spent more nights on blow-up mattresses and vinyl pads…

The Grand Unified Theory of Scarlett Johansson Movies

The Grand Unified Theory of Scarlett Johansson Movies

What if all Scarlett Johansson movies are connected? The other night my wife and I were watching Lucy and a ridiculous thought crossed my mind: what if all of Scarlett Johansson’s movies are connected? And what if the center of that universe is actually Lucy? My mind started to wander and, after pulling up IMDB, connections seemed to fall right into…