@moontweet It looked like Sarah Palin was eating some #moonfruit before giving that speech. Talk about wacky! in reply to moontweet 1 hr ago
Yes, I’m still out of the country. No, I not writing this and beaming it across the interwebs as we speak. It was all written before I left so that my one reader could be throughly entertained. And besides, I thought you might want to know where I’m at and what I’m doing.
The answer: I [...]
It was a day like any other — the sun was shining and the birds were chirping. But soon a monstrosity was about to be placed on a table in front of myself and four other people. A monstrosity that we would eventually devour in a diabetes-inducing rage. The abomination that which I speak? The [...]
I have a clock on my wall. I got it for my birthday last year. It’s a Florida State clock. It’s pretty cool. But there’s something about this clock that’s just not quite right — it’s five hours slow.
Ok, now this is most likely my fault but for the life of me I can’t seem [...]
Pretty simple actually, I have a hole in my back. See, hole in my back:
It’s not really as gruesome as it looks, I just had a mole removed yesterday. Problem is, the doctor cut deep — how deep? — so deep that I’ve got two layers of stitches. There’s one layer of normal stitches on [...]
I had a flat tire today. You might be thinking, big deal. In the grand scheme of things it isn’t a big deal. Though this is, roughly, my sixth flat tire over the course of the last three or four years. Like I said, I think I might be cursed.
This all started back in 2004 [...]