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Posts tagged with life

6/12/09
9:46 pm

Where in the World Am I?

Yes, I’m still out of the country. No, I not writing this and beaming it across the interwebs as we speak. It was all written before I left so that my one reader could be throughly entertained. And besides, I thought you might want to know where I’m at and what I’m doing.
The answer: I [...]

6/3/09
9:03 pm

The Day I Ate the Kitchen Sink

It was a day like any other — the sun was shining and the birds were chirping. But soon a monstrosity was about to be placed on a table in front of myself and four other people. A monstrosity that we would eventually devour in a diabetes-inducing rage. The abomination that which I speak? The [...]

2/7/09
11:01 pm

The Clock on My Wall

I have a clock on my wall. I got it for my birthday last year. It’s a Florida State clock. It’s pretty cool. But there’s something about this clock that’s just not quite right — it’s five hours slow.
Ok, now this is most likely my fault but for the life of me I can’t seem [...]

1/9/09
10:52 pm

I Have a Hole in My Back

Pretty simple actually, I have a hole in my back. See, hole in my back:
It’s not really as gruesome as it looks, I just had a mole removed yesterday. Problem is, the doctor cut deep — how deep? — so deep that I’ve got two layers of stitches. There’s one layer of normal stitches on [...]

11/2/08
11:54 pm

I might be cursed…

I had a flat tire today. You might be thinking, big deal. In the grand scheme of things it isn’t a big deal. Though this is, roughly, my sixth flat tire over the course of the last three or four years. Like I said, I think I might be cursed.
This all started back in 2004 [...]