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I admit I was not looking forward to X-Men 2, or X-Men United, or X2, or whatever the shit this movie is called. I never read the comics, bought the action figures, collected the cards, or watched the cartoons, and let’s be honest, the first X-Men [...]
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Sweet. Merciful. Christ. I don’t even know where to start. On the third day of April, in the Nineteen Hundred and Nintieth Year of our Lord, God created Troll 2. Let there be shit. On every level, and I mean absolutely every level, this movie fails with [...]
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Reviewed by popular demand, this 80’s time capsule is a bona-fide bargain bin exploitation classic, albeit for reasons the filmmakers never intended. You see, despite the warm fuzzy place many children of the ’80’s have in their heart for nostalgia like this, people seem to have forgotten [...]
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It’s 1974. Bruce Lee is dead. Jackie Chan is a stunt double struggling to be discovered in the cutthroat Chinese film industry. Enter: well, not the Dragon, but the next best thing – Jimmy Wang Fuckin’ Yu. His real name does not contain the word “fuckin’,” but [...]
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With a tagline like “The Corpse Grinders turn bones and flesh into screaming, savage blood death!”, I knew I would be in for a tasty treat. This obscure little title has somehow achieved semi-cult status in recent years, but after watching it I’m hard pressed to explain [...]