25 Random Things… That are Mostly False
It’s been flying around Facebook for a while now, spreading like ebola. I had done my best to avoid catching the infection — mainly doing so by having friends who aren’t retarded. That was until Mike tagged me in his list. Thus, I was caught. A list I must create. But instead of 25 painfully boring true facts about me, I’m going instead give you 25 incredibly interesting things that are completely mostly false about me. I’ll let you try and figure out what’s true and what’s not. Enjoy!
25 Random Things…
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you (thanks s-rod). If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.
(To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your 25 random things, tag 25 people [in the right-hand corner of the page], then click Publish.)
- My favorite movie is currently Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
- I have never in my life been to the armpit of the country, also known as New Jersey and I certainly wasn’t born there.
- Despite what you may think, Windows ME is the greatest operating system ever released.
- If I were into cosplay, I’d totally be Dr. Horrible — before he joined the Evil League of Evil though.
- Kristin Wig is hi-freaking-larious.
- I’m just not that into you.
- I’ve read all of the Twilight series and New Moon was my favorite.
- I can’t believe it’s not butter.
- I once threw a standardized test because the teachers said it wouldn’t count for anything and that the results would be used to set FCAT standards.
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- I think things are a lot funnier than the really are.
- I used to read Dave Berry like it was crack cocaine.
- There is no thirteenth story.
- If a movie were to be made about my life, I’d want either Shia LaBeouf or Keanu Reeves to play me. Woah!
- I’ve never seen a movie I truly hated.
- I really don’t think Berry Bonds is all that bad of a guy and the fact that he used steroids shouldn’t keep him or his records out of the Baseball Hall of Fame.
- I’m having a lot of fun writing this.
- I cried at the end of Shawshank Redemption.
- Fallout 3 is the greatest video game ever created followed closely by Grand Theft Auto 4.
- [Insert witty quip here.]
- I think the writing on SNL is way better than it was just 4 years ago.
- Scarlett Johansson and Bill Murray have a lot to do with my desire to travel to Japan.
- If I could have anyone read this list, it’d be you.
- If I won the lottery, the first thing I’d do would be to pay off my debt, then buy a MacBook Pro, and then have all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.
- Everything you have read here is completely true.
That’s it. Hope you enjoyed my list of 25 random things that are completely mostly false. Oh yeah, I have to tag people. Well, tag, you’re it.