Justin Cox Presents:

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start

While this article is from The Onion and therefore about as accurate as the Weekly World News, it sounds about right.

Nearly 50 percent of 26-year-old paralegal Philip Jenkins’ encoded long-term memories involve button combinations, game-playing experiences, and spatial-cognitive maps of various levels and worlds from Nintendo’s line of video-game consoles, a team of neuroscientists reported Tuesday.

From The Onion

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