One Spam Comment to Rule Them All
Being a blog on the internet with open commenting I get a fair amount of spam comments. The various WordPress features and plugins I have generally do a good job of keeping out about 99.9% of these spam comments, but there is the occasional one that gets through. One such comment made it through earlier today and cracked me up enough that I had to share it.
Lie down on a car accident and char do everything gigantic boobs else would take five.
That’s it. Obviously some random word generator went haywire and created a sentience to get past spam catchers. I don’t really have anything else to say about it. It just cracked me up.
What’s the funniest spam comment you’ve ever seen?
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9/25/08
10:19pm
Zak Strassberg
Pfft, you got a sentence, I got a whole story. I LOL’d
http://blog.zakstrassberg.com/?p=85
to Zak Strassberg
9/25/08
10:26pm
Justin
Wow, now I feel kind of ripped off. That story is pretty impressive. Especially the soviet Russia stuff. You should option it to Hollywood.
to Justin
9/25/08
10:37pm
Nick Tabick
You’re both pathetic. Justin, you’ve got sentences. Zak has a story. And I have research papers worth of stuff, not to mention a few rather poor attempts at SQL injection. (To the poor sod who keeps running the same script every three hours, I think you fail to realize that if it didn’t work the first time, I’ll be making sure it doesn’t work the next.)
to Nick Tabick
9/26/08
1:44am
Nick Tabick
Hmm, perhaps I came off a little too harsh there. What I mean is that when you compare the spam comments lengthwise, I get stuff that requires a fair amount of scrolling to get through, as well as some fun but futile attempts at exploiting my site.
to Nick Tabick
9/26/08
4:03pm
Justin
Oh, I get plenty of lengthy things, mostly collections of links, but they all get caught by the various prevention tools I have in place. This sentence above is the goofiest spam I’ve received that made it through the various nets. I’ve not had any attempts to exploit the site though, that’s a new one.
to Justin